My MFS Fanfic: Chapter 5

Prfctcellrulz’s Muppets From Space Fanfic
Chapter 5: Diamond Hikari: Lab Rat!

As the screams were heard, we pan down on the building. Inside, Diamond slammed inside a cage. Someone noticed as she groaned.

Diamond: Ohhh. My head.

The figure, who was a tall, muscular man with spiky blue hair, jeans, a black shirt and brown vest grinned to her.

Man: Yo.

Diamond turned, noticing the man. She gulped as the tall Duelist came to her.

Man: (smirks) Hey, how you doing? I'm Bolt Tanner.

Diamond: (shakes his hand) Hey, Diamond Hikari. Nice to meet you.

Bolt: Nice to meet you, too. How would you like some of the boys, eh?

Diamond: Oh, sure.

Bolt: (points) That guy up there. That's Alex, harmonica extraordinaire.

Alex: Hey.

Diamond: Hi, how you doing, Alex?

Alex: Well, I ain't dead.

Bolt: (pointing) Over here's Damien.

Damien: Hi!

He then pointed to a shivering Duelist.

Bolt: That back here. That's Belowski.

Diamond: (rolls eyes) How did he get here?

The shivering Duelist noticed the newcomer.

Belowski: (talking fast) Hi, hello, how you doing? Welcome.

Bolt: Uh, yeah, they were doing a little caffeine substitute on him. Epic fail, basically.

Voice: Diablo!

Bolt pointed to an eccentric, yet crazy, old man named Yanagi.

Bolt: And over there's Yanagi, the bird guy. He’s also a historian.

He made a tsk sound, holding the book.

Yanagi: Where are you? Diablo, here baby.

Bolt: He don't bother nobody, he's been here forever.

At that moment, a black raven named Diablo flew to him, colliding to him. He yelped a bit, feeling the raven's claws.

Yanagi: (grunts) Diablo! Come on, the others are watching!

Bolt: He just likes to hang out with his birds, you know what I mean?

Diamond: Sure.

Bolt: So, uh...that about does it for all of us here at Medical Research.

Diamond: Wait, Medical Research?

New Guy: Yeah.

Diamond: Bu-but that would mean that we're...(realizes) LAB EXPERIMENTS!

Diamond held the bars as the scientists, not paying attention, continued research.

Diamond: KEITHATRON-77, GET ME THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF HERE!

Back with Keithatron-77, he looked a bit worried.

Goodwin: Now, Mister 77...

He turned the chair around, showing the TVs.

Goodwin: What can you tell me about these?

To his shock, he saw the same pictures Goodwin saw earlier.

Keithatron-77: Wow, they really have been looking for me.

Goodwin: And they are coming to Earth, aren't they?

Keithatron-77: I don't have a clue.

Goodwin: How many of them are there?

Keithatron-77: No idea.

Goodwin: (facing him) When will they be here? (grabs him) And don't you dare tell me that you don't know.

Keithatron-77: (sweatdrops) I know not?

He grunted, feeling his neck being squeezed tighter.

Keithatron-77: But...maybe I could find out?

Goodwin: Could you?

He was placed back onto the chair.

Keithatron-77: Uh...okay...

He got up, fixing himself.

Keithatron-77: Well, okay then. I'll keep in touch. Thanks.

However, he bumped into Demak, who blocked the door.

Keithatron-77: Oh, uh, so...back to the limo?

The CEO grabbed him as he continued.

Goodwin: It's a shame, really.

Keithatron-77: Huh?

Goodwin: I really need that information, so...

He turned the Autobot toward him.

Goodwin: I'm afraid we're going to have to perform an invasive quadralobal brain probe on you and pluck it from your head.

Keithatron-77: The information?

Goodwin: No, your brain. (to Demak) Take him away.

Keithatron-77: What?! My brain? But just a second!

He was grabbed by the Duelist.

Demak: Come on!

Keithatron-77: Gah! Oh, hey what are you...?

Goodwin: Lazar, get me Alteil.

Keithatron-77: (panics) I need my brain! I need my brain!

However, it was too late as he was dragged out. Meanwhile, with the XKS Mobile Command Center, which was a black teched-out Tractor Trailer, Starscream was driving while Matrix, KP, Shego, Julayla, ROTF Jetfire, Optimus, Magnus, Galvatron, Predaking, Bloo, Yusei, Akiza, Jack, Sayer, Dante and Randal were riding in back.

Galvatron: Hey, Starscream. Tell me again, why are we doing this?

Starscream: To save Keithatron.

Predaking: KEITHATRON! KEITHATRON!

Yusei: That's right because Keithatron’s one of us!

Matrix: And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we never forget one of our own.

All: AYE!!!

Julayla: (smiles) I love it when you take charge.

Shego: (realizes) Oh shit! We left Perceptor, Wheeljack, Double D, Jay and Silent Bob back at the gas station.

Matrix: (to the others) Well, uh, from this point on, no matter what happens, we never forget one of our own.

All: Yeah.

At the gas station, Perceptor, Double D, Jay, Silent Bob and Wheeljack, holding the snacks, looked confused as they heard a bird screech.

Jay: Not cool, Silent Bob.

Wheeljack: Cheetos anyone?

Inside a small room, Diamond looked confused as the Duelists were gathered in chairs.

Diamond: So what is this? Is it movie time or something?

Then, a huge, portly man with a sleeveless prison uniform named Chief Armstrong turned on the light, shining it on the group.

All: Gah!

Armstrong then looked at Diamond.

Armstrong: Ah, so you're the new girl around here.

Diamond: Yeah.

Armstrong: Listen up, maggot: From this moment on, if I say you're hungry, you eat. If I say you're sleepy-

Diamond: I eat?

She chuckled as the others only groaned.

Diamond: What?

Armstrong: Well, well, well, we've got a funny girl here!

Diamond: (to Bolt) Is that bad?

Bolt: Ya don‘t wanna know.

Diamond: It was just a-

He tapped hard on Diamond's head and blew his nostril hair in her face.

Armstrong: Looks like "Funny Girl's" gonna go through the maze!

Diamond: Ewww.

Armstrong: (glares) Since we don't want Funny Girl to get (mockingly) lonely, (normal tone) you're all gonna do some time in the maze!

All: Awww!

Diamon: Hey, I said I was sorry, what more do you want? I didn't know it!

Just then, the girl yelped as she was grabbed by Armstrong.

Armstrong: See, no one's ever escaped from the maze, Funny Girl!

Diamond: No?

Armstrong: And even if you did, it's 4 ft to the ground, 12 ft to the door, and 4 ft to the doorknob.

Diamond: Shit! That's 18 feet!

Bolt: 20.

Lenkman: Funny thing about this doorknob, can't turn it...It‘s locked from the outside! Ha-ha-ha!

In the maze, as "Survival by the O'Jays" played, the Duelists, with poles that had flags, went through the maze, though with Diamond, she groaned in anger, noticing a dead end.

Diamond: (annoyed) This is ridiculous.

Yanagi knocked on the dead end before trying to listen in. Diamond groaned as she got more lost.

Diamond: Oh no.

As she continued, Bolt, lifting himself up from the maze, looked at Diamond.

Bolt: Hey, D, watch out for them red X’s, huh?

Diamond: Oh yeah? What's wrong with-

Just then, she stepped on the red X, screaming as she was sent jolting up.

Diamond: AHHHH!

She then landed straight back to the beginning of the maze.

Bolt: (shakes his head) Nobody ever listens.

Diamond, blackened, leaned near the wall.

Diamond: (groaning) Red X’s, got it.

She then fainted. A bit later, Diamond was in a room with Energon and poison near her.

Diamond: (mockingly) Now let me see...Energon. Poison. Energon. Poison! (annoyed) Duh! What, do you guys think I'm crazy or something?

She went near the food.

Diamond: This is a no-brainer.

Just then, a boxing glove came to her, hitting her.

Diamond: Ow.

In a big room, Diamond held on tightly to the rail bar.

Diamond: Oh, this ain't so bad. A little breezy. (notices) Hoo boy.

She then yelped, being lifted up as she yelped before screaming as her arms stretched.

Diamond: WHOA! AUNTIE EM! AUNTIE EM! IT'S A TWISTER!

A bit later, Diamond was in a boxed cage.

Diamond: (shivers) This is just like one of those carny rides.

Just then, the bars slammed hard on Diamond, making her wince.

Diamond: You just gotta hang on and at the end, you get some cotton candy.

She then yelped as she began spinning around really fast. She screamed as he continued spinning.

Diamond: I'm gonna hurl!

As she continued spinning quickly, her face looked like Popeye‘s.

Diamond: (Popeye voice) I CAN’T STANDS NO MORE!!!!

A bit later, Diamond was at the same area with the Energon and poison.

Diamond: (gulps) They’re just trying to play mind games here...but I know the Energon is safe, because you'd think I'm going for the poison, right? Huh? Huh?

She went near the Energon, looking concerned as she looked at where the boxing glove was before another glove hit her from behind.

Diamond: Ow.

In the cell, Keithatron-77, now with a Criminal Mark, looked down before Roman opened the peep hole.

Roman: Psst.

He turned, noticing him.

Roman: Room service.

He chuckled light heartedly before he came in with a sandwich.

Roman: Hey there, guy. Sorry you got tagged with a mark. How you doing?

He looked more concerned to him.

Roman: While they're warming up the brain-sucker for ya in surgery, I brought you a sandwich here, and I cut off the crusts for you. There you go.

Keithatron-77: (takes it) Oh, gee, that's nice. Thanks.

Roman: Anything for a celebrity. He-he-he. (realizes) Oh, hey. Do you like jalapenos?

Keithatron-77: Sometimes.

Roman: (grins) Okay! Jalapenos! Jalapenos!

With that, he closed the door as Keithatron-77 sighed.

Voice: Hey, mopey!

He yelped, quickly turning before looking around.

Keithatron-77: Who said that?

Sandwich: I did.

Keithatron-77: Bu-but, you're just a sandwich.

Sandwich: Nah, I'm just channeling my voice through the sandwich in order to deliver this message.

Keithatron-77: (smiles) Wow, great. What's the message?

Sandwich: Ahem. We arrive at midnight tonight!

Keithatron-77: O Rly? Do all of you look like sandwiches?

Sandwich: Forget about the sandwich! That running gag got old 2 chapters ago!

Keithatron-77: Sorry.

Outside, Roman was arriving with some jalapenos.

Roman: Jalapenos, jalapenos, can I bring some jalapenos, my friend.

At that moment, he heard the voice of the sandwich, stopping.

Sandwich: (from inside) Here's the plan: we're landing at your house.

Roman: What?

He looked as he saw Keithatron-77 talking to the sandwich.

Keithatron-77: No, no, no, no. Wait, those guys know where I live. And they're not the best examples of Earthlings and/or Non-Cybertronians.

Sandwich: Ah, gosh. Where else can we land?

Keithatron-77: Uh, let's see...I know! At the beach! Go to Cape Doom! Just look for the light house!

Sandwich: Hey! The light house at Cape Doom it is!

Roman: (worried) Oh, I didn't hear that! I didn't hear that!

He quickly left while Keithatron-77 smiled.

Keithatron-77: Oh, this is great! But how do I get out of here?

Sandwich: Hey, I'm just a sandwich. Some things, you gotta figure out for yourself.

He only looked down.

Sandwich: Oh, by the way, you go ahead and eat me now. You're gonna need the energy.

He picked up the sandwich, looking at it.

Keithatron-77: Won't that hurt?

Sandwich: Nah, it's fine. I'm going away now.

Keithatron-77: Oh...

He prepared to take a bite out of it.

Sandwich: Cape Doom, right?

Keithatron-77: Yes. Cape Doom. (pauses) Are you there? (listening) Hello? Hello?

However, no response came. He shrugged, preparing to eat. However, before he could start, the door opened up. Then, he gasped in horror, noticing the scientists with the operating table arriving.

Keithatron-77: Yipes!

(End of Chapter 5)