Well, my "80S RULES! EVERY OTHER DECADE SUCKS!" club is going well, but I think it's time to update my journal! And what better way then ANOTHER EDITION OF "You know what REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?!?" This time, you know that REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?!? BOTCON! Apparently, a lot of deviants I personally know, , , and OTHERS were able to attend the HOLY GRAIL of Transformers conventions while I WAS STUCK AT HOME AND AT MY DEADBEAT JOB. THIS SUCKS WORSE THAN "B.O.T."!! AND TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, UPLOADED ALL HER PHOTOS FROM BOTCON, MAKING ME UBER BLOOD-RED JEALOUS!! I WANNA GO SO BADLY!!! NEVERTHELESS, I AM ENGAGING "OPERATION: BOTCON 2009"! IT IS A PLAN OF MINE THAT I WILL NOW DESCRIBE IN 5..ER, 7 PHASES:

Operation: BOTCON 2009: Phase 1: Register myself into the Transformers Collectors Club!

Operation: BOTCON 2009: Phase 2: Find way to get there!

Operation: BOTCON 2009: Phase 3: Pack my TRANSFORMERS and reserve MY exclusive figure sets!

Operation: BOTCON 2009: Phase 4: Off I go!

Operation: BOTCON 2009: Phase 5: Enter into the ALLSPARK!

Operation: BOTCON 2009: Phase 6: GO ALL OUT! (Meet fellow Deviants, buy TFs, GET AUTOGRAPHS, THE WORKS!!)

Operation: BOTCON 2009: Phase 7: Head home. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!

EVERYBODY GOT THAT?!? GOOD! I HOPE TO SEE SOME OF YOU GUYS THERE AND TAKE PICS WITH YOU!! 'TIL ALL ARE ONE!!!

On another note, I SCORED MY VERY FIRST GIELFRIEND!! That's right, agreed to be my girlfriend! Apparently, we are DIEHARD Kim Possible junkies, and we BOTH live in Jersey! I hope to meet her in person soon and find out her other likes!

BTW, I forgot to mention: At Backlash, (4/27/2008) Triple H FINALLY did what John Cena, Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels, etc. have been wanting to do to "Mr. APOCALYPSE!" Randy Orton since November 2007, he SHOVED HIS BOOT SO FAR UP HIS ASS THAT IT CAME OUT HIS MOUTH, THEN REGAINED THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP, SAVING THE EARTH FROM A GRISLY DEMISE! (Primus DOES exist!) Another thing: This title reign marks Triple H's 7TH RUN WITH THE BELT, TYING HIM WITH DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON (AKA THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP!) FOR THE RECORD OF MOST WWE CHAMPIONSHIP REIGNS! BOO-YAH!! (Of course, this is only until John Cena regains it, 'cause Cena's reign as champion IS PART OF THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE!)

Until then, Remember: POWER=VICTORY, SHOW NO MERCY, AND ALWAYS CHEAT TO WIN!
Signed: Team XKS
Xanatos "Matrix Prime" Crusher Millennia-Prime
Kimberly-Ann "KP Prime" Possible Millennia-Prime
Sheila "Shego Prime" Gooding Millennia-Prime

Friends (AND POSSIBLE BOTCON 2009 ATTENDEES, I HOPE!):
(MY NEW GIRLFRIEND!) (OH WAIT, I'M !)